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• Homer: Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture.
  Lisa: We know, Dad. Homer: I just thought I'd remind everybody....
• Brad: People, this young man here _is_ the inner child I've been talking about!
  Lisa: [incredulous] What? -- Lisa's slow acceptance, "Bart's Inner Child...
• Right now, I want each of you to try something interesting.
  There's no trick to it -- it's just a simple trick!...
• A few weeks ago, I was a washed-up actor with a drinking problem.
  Then Brad Goodman came along and gave me this job and a can of fortified wine!...
• Troy: And now I'd like to introduce the man who will put the "you" in "impr-you-vement".
  ..Brad Goodman! Brad: {Thank you so much, Troy. And by the way....
• Lisa: Ever since that self-help guy came to town, you've lost your identity.
  You've fallen through the cracks of our quick-fix, one- hour photo, instant oatmeal society....
• Marge: I knew it. If only I had nagged more! Lovejoy
  God is angry: we've made a false idol of this Brad Goodman....
• He says there aren't any easy answers. I say, he's not looking hard enough!
  -- Bart's campaign speech against Martin, "Lisa's Substitute...
• Thank you, Martha Quinn. [Audience applauds] There you have i
  unrehearsed testimonies from important celebrities....