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The Simpsons
- The foul stench of death is upon us! [sniffs] Mmm,
hamburgers.
-- Homer's famous nearly-last words,...
- Homer: According to this map, there's a Krusty Burger on an offshore
oil rig.
Flanders: That's what you're smelling, Homer! Oh,...
- Krusty: Oh, I'm taking a bath on this.
Man: We tried to tell you,
these are _unmanned_ oil rigs.
Krusty: Aw, close the...
- Bart: The beauty of it is, each parking space is a mere one foot
narrower -
indistinguishable to the naked eye! But therein
...
- Skinner: Blast it, woman! You parked too close. Move your car!
Edna: I'm in the lines! You got a problem, go tell...
- Edna: Class, I know there's no way to prove who actually did this,
and
in our American democracy, everyone is innocent...
- Martin: It's "photosynthesis"! [angrily] Damn your feeble brain.
Bart: [plaintive] Oh, I couldn't read it. The letters...
- Lenny: Uh oh...he's done for!
Carl: Ehh, don't worry.
The safety glass will protect us.
[Gas leaks...
- Charlie: Well, sir, I won't bore you with the details of our miraculous
escape,
but we desperately need a _real_ emergency exit!
...
- Smithers: Sir, we'll need a new dangerous emissions supervisor.
Burns: Yes, well find someone cheap! It's been a very...
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