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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Hymns, here! I got hymns, here. Get 'em while they're holy.
  Fresh from God's brain to your mouth. Heh heh heh....
• Lovejoy: [walks into the room] Yes, Marge? Marge
  Reverend, I gave Ned Flanders some bad advice. Now he could be in real trouble....
• Salesman: Over here we have the Hick Tub, the, er, Insta-Rust, that's the Lightning Magnet, that's the Tinkler -- Home
  Ooh, the Tinkler! I like the sound of that. We'll take it!...
• Bart: Can I, Mom? Can I take the job? Marge: Well -- Home
  Why not? I remember my first after school job. I was in a band....
• Bart: Hi Jessica. Jessica: Hi Bart. Come to watch me suffer?
  Bart: I just wanted to let you know that even though this was a difficult experience, I really learned a lot....
• Jessica: Hi, Bart. I saw the way they set you up. That was really unfair!
  Bart: [groans] Oh... Jessica: Want to have dinner at my house tonight?...
• Brodka: I thought I told you, don't return for busted merchandise!
  Homer: What are you doing to my son? Brodka: I'm afraid your son broke the eleventh commandme...