Homer: How can you do this, Marge? How can you desert your children?

Homer: How can you do this, Marge? How can you desert your children?
Lisa: Have a blast, Mom.
Bart: Rock the Casbah!
Homer: [sneering at Bart] "Man's best friend," indeed.
-- "Marge on the Lam"

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