Homer: How can you do this, Marge? How can you desert your children?
Lisa: Have a blast, Mom.
Bart: Rock the Casbah!
Homer: [sneering at Bart] "Man's best friend," indeed.
-- "Marge on the Lam"
Lisa: Have a blast, Mom.
Bart: Rock the Casbah!
Homer: [sneering at Bart] "Man's best friend," indeed.
-- "Marge on the Lam"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: [gasps] Ashley Grant! You gave a talk on women's issues at my
school on how we don't have to be second-class citizens.
Bart: [indignant] Mom! How can you leave us with this... - Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of
"Cops",
but if we hurry we can catch the last three. Homer... - Marge: It's almost lunch time. Do you know where your brother is
tutoring?
Lisa: Pfft. Tutoring? The only thing Bart's teaching... - Homer: Fine. I can have a great time all by myself.
Lisa: Hey Dad, I think state and federal laws require... - Lisa: [spraying the Christmas tree] Mom, this fake snow is making me
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Marge: We're almost finished. There's just a little... - Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I,
can I? Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa... - Homer and Bart laugh]
Marge: [covering her eyes] I can't even watch.
I don't know how you two can sit her laughing... - Marge: [making lunch] Extra mustard for Bart, sliced diagonally,
not lengthwise. Light mayo for Lisa, cut off...
