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• Homer: [into bullhorn] Marge, Marge! Marge: Homer? Home
  Look Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Hello, I'm Marge Simpson, and this is my husband, Homer.
  Jay: Oh, nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your hair from the plane....
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life.
  Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life....
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• Homer: Stand aside, Marge, I'm taking the boy deer hunting.
  He's going to grow up _straight_ for once!...
• Marge: I knew this would happen. I put you on the jury and you vote for the stupidest film.
  Homer: I have every right to be on that jury, even though I got there because I'm sleeping with the head of the festival....
• Homer answers the door] Man: [on pennyfarthing bicycle] So, er, you don't like the old-time bikes, huh?
  [kicks Homer in the face, rides off] [doorbell rings agai...