Ruth: [sighs] I envy you and Homer.
Marge: Thank you. [realizing] Why?
Ruth: If you ever met my ex-husband, you'd understand. All he ever did
was eat, sleep, and drink beer.
Marge: Your point being?
-- "Marge on the Lam"
Marge: Thank you. [realizing] Why?
Ruth: If you ever met my ex-husband, you'd understand. All he ever did
was eat, sleep, and drink beer.
Marge: Your point being?
-- "Marge on the Lam"
Related:
- Marge: Ruth, is there something you want to tell me?
Ruth: Remember when I said my ex-husband was behind... - Ruth: [about her ex-husband] To top it off, he's been stiffing me on
child support for the last four months.
Marge: Hmm. Well, you _were_ unlucky. But there _are_... - Marge: [uncertain] Well, goodbye.
Ruth: I'm...sorry about all this.
But you gotta admit, we _did_ have some fun... - Ruth: Look, Marge, there's no reason for you to get dragged into this.
Once we lose the cops, I'll let you out. Marge: Well... - Marge: Well, thank you for a lovely time.
Ruth: You're not going home already,
are you? Marge: Well, it's almost 9:30. -- Lights... - Marge: What was it you wanted to show me?
Ruth: This.
[pulls a gun] Marge: [gasps] You're not going to hunt... - Marge: [walking in] What's going on in here?
Homer:
[in a dog's voice still] Absolutely nothing, Marge... - Thanks, Marge. When my husband left, he took all our power tools along
with the car,
my youth, my faith in mankind. -- Ruth Powers on... - Homer: ...so they say I might have a problem.
[finishes brushing his teeth,
and polishes off a bottle of that wonderful...
