Did You Hear About The Insurance Salesman Who Says His Greatest Successes Are With Young Housewives Who Aren't Adequately Covered.

Did You Hear About The Insurance Salesman Who Says His Greatest Successes Are With Young Housewives Who Aren't Adequately Covered.

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Did you hear about the insurance salesman who says his greatest
successes are with young housewives who aren't adequately covered.

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