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• Did you hear that Sinead O'Connor is coming out with a new shampoo? It's a roll-on.
• Did you hear that those new edible candy pants are about to be distributed in a male version -- with nuts of course.
• Did you hear about the dissatisfied transplant patient who demanded that the surgeon replace his brand-new penis.
  It seems that it rejected his hand....
• Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Queerios.
  You simply add milk and they eat each other....
• Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Porn Flakes that goes "Snatch! Nipple! Crotch!
• Did you hear about the new dessert topping that S/M freaks get a bang out of is called Pistol Whips.
• Did you hear about the new instrument of credit especially designed for use in single bars.
  It's called BANG AMERICARD....
• Did you hear about the new tooth paste for post-oral-orgy use. It is called DecaDent.
• Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called "Swingers".
  They don't go snap, crackle, or pop; they just lie there and go bang, bang, bang....