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A man met a beautiful young woman in a bar. They got along well, shared dinner, and had a marvelous evening.
When he left her, he told her that he had really enjoyed their time together, and hoped...
A man sank into the psychiatrist's couch and said, "I have a terrible problem, Doctor.
I have a son at Harvard and another son at Princeto...
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?
. "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the man....
A man who keeps stealing mopeds is an obvious cycle-path.
A manager asked a programmer how long it would take him to finish the program on which he was working.
I will be finished tomorrow," the programmer promptly replied. "I think you are being unreali...
A manager was about to be fired, but a programmer who worked for him invented a new program that became popular and sold well.
As a result, the manager retained his job. The manager tried to give th...
A manager went to the master programmer and showed him the requirements document for a new application.
The manager asked the master: "How long will it take to design this system if I assign five pro...
A manger went to his programmers and told them: "As regards to your work hou
you are going to have to come in at nine in the morning and leave at five in the afternoon....
A master programmer passed a novice programmer one day.
The master noted the novice's preoccupation with a hand-held computer game....
A master was explaining the nature of Tao to one of his novices.
"The Tao is embodied in all software -- regardless of how insignificant," said the master....

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