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He who laughs does not believe in what he laughs at, but neither does he hate it.
Heard you were moving your piano, so I came over to help.
"Thanks. Got it upstairs already." "Do it alone?...
Hello, Mrs. Premise!" "Oh, hello, Mrs. Conclusion!
Busy day?" "Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat....
Here is the fact of the week, maybe even the fact of the month.
According to probably reliable sources, the Coca-Cola people are experiencing severe marketing anxiety in China....
Here is the problem
How did you spend the weekend?" asked the pretty brunette secretary of her blonde companion.
"Fishing through the ice," she replied. "Fishing through the ice? Whatever for?" "Olives....
How many people work here?" "Oh, about half.
How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are 3.
155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it....
How would I know if I believe in love at first sight?
he sexy social climber said to her roommate. "I mean, I've never seen a Porsche full of money before....
How'd you get that flat?" "Ran over a bottle." "Didn't you see it?
"Damn kid had it under his coat....

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