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As a general rule of thumb, never trust anybody who's been in therapy for more than 15 percent of their life span.
The words "I am sorry" and "I am wrong" will have totally disappeared from their voc...
At a recent meeting in Snowmass, Colorado, a participant from Los Angeles fainted from hyperoxygenation, and we had to hold his head under the exhaust of a bus until he revived.
Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers.
One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture a...
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Brian Kernighan has an automobile which he helped design.
Unlike most automobiles, it has neither speedometer, nor gas guage, nor any of the numerous idiot lights which plague the modern driver....
Bubba, Jim Bob, and Leroy were fishing out on the lake last November, and, when Bubba tipped his head back to empty the Jim Beam, he fell out of the boat into the lake.
Jim Bob and Leroy pulled him b...
By the middle 1880's, practically all the roads except those in the South, were of the present standard gauge.
The southern roads were still five feet between rails. It was decided to change the gau...
Carol's head ached as she trailed behind the unsmiling Calibrees along the block of booths.
She chirruped at Kennicott, "Let's be wild! Let's ride on the merry-go-round and grab a gold ring!...
Chapter VIII Due to the convergence of forces beyond his comprehension, Salvatore Quanucci was suddenly squirted out of the universe like a watermelon seed, and never heard from again.
Concerning the war in Vietnam, Senator George Aiken of Vermount noted in January, 1966, "I'm not very keen for doves or hawks.
I think we need more owls." -- Bill Adler, "The Washington Wi...

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