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A woman was married to a golfer. One day she asked, "If I were to die, would you remarry?
A young honeymoon couple were touring southern Florida and happened to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road.
After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man that ha...
A young married couple had their first child. Their original pride and joy slowly turned to concern however, for after a couple of years the child had never uttered any form of speech.
They hired th...
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben.
Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken....
After sifting through the overwritten remaining blocks of Luke's home directory, Luke and PDP-1 sped away from /u/lars, across the surface of the Winchester riding Luke's flying read/write head.
PDP...
After the Children of Israel had wandered for thirty-nine years in the wilderness, Ferdinand Feghoot arrived to make sure that they would finally find and enter the Promised Land.
With him, he broug...
America, Russia and Japan are sending up a two year shuttle mission with one astronaut from each country.
Since it's going to be two long, lonely years up there, each may bring any form of entertainm...
An architect's first work is apt to be spare and clean.
He knows he doesn't know what he's doing, so he does it carefully and with great restraint....

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