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A Pole, a Soviet, an American, an Englishman and a Canadian were lost in a forest in the dead of winter.
As they were sitting around a fire, they noticed a pack of wolves eyeing them hungrily. The E...
A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope.
That's what I like to see", said the priest, "A man helping his fellow ma...
A program should be light and agile, its subroutines connected like a strings of pearls.
The spirit and intent of the program should be retained throughout....
A programmer from a very large computer company went to a software conference and then returned to report to his manager, saying
What sort of programmers work for other companies? They behaved badl...
A ranger was walking through the forest and encountered a hunter carrying a shotgun and a dead loon.
What in the world do you think you're doing?...
A reader reports that when the patient died, the attending doctor recorded the following on the patient's cha
Patient failed to fulfill his wellness potential." Another doctor reports that in a...
A reverend wanted to telephone another reverend. He told the operator, "This is a parson to parson call.
A farmer with extremely prolific hens posted the following sign. "Free Chickens. Our Coop...
A Scotsman was strolling across High Street one day wearing his kilt.
As he neared the far curb, he noticed two young blondes in a red convertible eyeing him and giggling....
A sheet of paper crossed my desk the other day and as I read it, realization of a basic truth came over me.
So simple! So obvious we couldn't see it. John Knivlen, Chairman of Polamar Repeater Club...
A shy teenage boy finally worked up the nerve to give a gift to Maddona, a young puppy.
It hitched its waggin' to a star....

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