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• A novice went into the master's cubicle and saw a new computer sitting upon the master's desk.
  "What is that computer?" asked the novice. The master placed his hand upon a small box that was connected to the computer by a wire....
• A master was explaining the nature of Tao to one of his novices.
  "The Tao is embodied in all software -- regardless of how insignificant," said the master....
• A master was explaining the nature of the Tao to one of his novices, "The Tao is embodied in all software -- regardless of how insignificant," said the master.
  "Is the Tao in a hand-held calculator?" asked the novice....
• Curse these personal computers!" cried the novice in anger, "To make them do anything I must use three or even four editing programs.
  This is truly intolerable!" The master programmer stared at the novice....
• A master was explaining the nature of Tao to one of his novices.
  The Tao is embodied in all software -- regardless of how insignificant," said the master....
• A master was explaining the nature of Tao to one of his novices.
  The Tao is embodied in all software -- regardless of how insignificant," said the master....
• The Magician of the Ivory Tower brought his latest invention for the master programmer to examine.
  The magician wheeled a large black box into the master's office while the master waited in silence....
• A novice programmer was once assigned to code a simple financial package.
  The novice worked furiously for many days, but when his master reviewed his program, he discovered that it contained a screen editor, a set of generalized graphics routines, and artificial intelligence interface, but not the slightest mention of anything financial....