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During a grouse hunt in North Carolina two intrepid sportsmen were blasting away at a clump of trees near a stone wall.
Suddenly a red-face country squire popped his head over the wall and shouted...
Eugene d'Albert, a noted German composer, was married six times.
Everthing is farther away than it used to be. It is even twice as far to the corner and they have added a hill.
I have given up running for the bus; it leaves earlier than it used to. It seems to m...
Excellence is THE trend of the '80s.
Exxon's 'Universe of Energy' tends to the peculiar rather than the humorous .
For example, in Year 1 that useless letter 'c' would be dropped to be replased either by 'k' or 's', and likewise 'x' would no longer be part of the alphabet.
The only kase in which 'c' would be retai...
Found it," the Mouse replied rather crossly: "of course you know what 'it' means.
"I know what 'it' means well enough, when I find a thing," said the Duck...
Four Oxford dons were taking their evening walk together and as usual, were engaged in casual but learned conversation.
On this particular evening, their conversation was about the names given to gro...
Fred noticed his roommate had a black eye upon returning from a dance.
"What happened?" "I was struck by the beauty of the place....
Friends were surprised, indeed, when Frank and Jennifer broke their engagement, but Frank had a ready explanatio
Would you marry someone who was habitually unfaithful, who lied at every turn, who...

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