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Darling," he breathed, "after making love I doubt if I'll be able to get over you -- so would you mind answering the phone?
Darling," she whispered, "will you still love me after we are married?
He considered this for a moment and then replied, "I think so....
Deck us all with Boston Charlie, Walla Walla, Wash.
an' Kalamazoo! Nora's freezin' on the trolley, Swaller dollar cauliflower, alleygaroo!...
Does anyone know how to get chocolate syrup and honey out of a white electric blanket?
I'm afraid to wash it in the machine. Thanks, Kathy....
Don't come back until you have him", the Tick-Tock Man said quietly, sincerely, extremely dangerously.
They used dogs. They used probes. They used cardio plate crossoffs. They used teepers. They...
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.
She had him arrested for carrying a congealed weapon....

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