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Gee, Mudhead, everyone at Morse Science High has an extracurricular activity except you.
"Well, gee, doesn't Louise count?" "Only to ten, Mudhead....
God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all.
When Satan heard of this, he grinned and said, "And just where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?...
Graduating seniors, parents and friends... Let me begin by reassuring you that my remarks today will stand up to the most stringent requirements of the new appropriateness.
The intra-college sensiti...
Hack placidly amidst the noisy printers and remember what prizes there may be in Science.
As fast as possible get a good terminal on a good system....
Haig, in congressional hearings before his confirmatory, paradoxed his audiencers by abnormaling his responds so that verbs were nouned, nouns verbed, and adjectives adverbised.
He techniqued a new...
Hardware met Software on the road to Changtse. Software said
You are the Yin and I am the Yang. If we travel together we will become famous and earn vast sums of money....
Harry, a golfing enthusiast if there ever was one, arrived home from the club to an irate, ranting wife.
"I'm leaving you, Harry," his wife announced bitterly. "You promised me faithfully that you'...
Harry constantly irritated his friends with his eternal optimism.
No matter how bad the situation, he would always say, "Well, it could have been worse....
He had been bitten by a dog, but didn't give it much thought until he noticed that the wound was taking a remarkably long time to heal.
Finally, he consulted a doctor who took one look at it and orde...

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