Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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A German, a Pole and a Czech left camp for a hike through the woods.
A guy returns from a long trip to Europe, having left his beloved dog in his brother's care.
The minute he's cleared customs, he calls up his brother and inquires after his pet....
A guy walks into a pub and asks: "Does anyone here own a Doberman?
I feel really bad about this, but my Chihuahua just killed it....
A horse breeder has his young colts bottle-fed after they're three days old.
He heard that a foal and his mummy are soon parted....
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked to add 2 and 2.
The housewife replied, "Four!". The accountant said, "It's either 3 or 4....
A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone.
After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it....
A little dog goes into a saloon in the Wild West, and beckons to the bartender.
Hey, bartender, gimmie a whiskey." The bartender ignores him....
A man enters a pet shop, seeking to purchase a parrot.
He points to a fine colorful bird and asks how much it costs....
A man from AI walked across the mountains to SAIL to see the Master, Knuth.
When he arrived, the Master was nowhere to be found....

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