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Life to you is a bold and dashing responsibility" -- a Mary Chung's fortune cookie
Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.
Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." -- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr....
Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.
-- Alan McKay...
Limericks are art forms complex, Their topics run chiefly to sex.
They usually have virgins, And masculine urgin's, And other erotic effects....
Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations.
Linus: I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow.
Maybe we should think only about today. Charlie Brow...
Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night. -- Candice Berge

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