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• Life...loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
  -- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Ha, but my life is but a box of wormgears.
  -- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Funny how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
  -- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Making it up? Why should I want to make anything up?
  Life's bad enough as it is without wanting to invent any more of it....
• Don't Panic. -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• How do you feel?" "Like a military academy; bits of me keep on passing out.
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Life," he said, "is like a grapefruit." "Er, how so?
  "Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle....
• Now the world has gone to bed, Darkness won't engulf my head, I can see by infrared, How I hate the night.
  Now I lay me down to sleep, Try to count electric sheep, Sweet dream wishes you can keep, How I hate the night....
• Come on," the robot droned, "I've been ordered to take you down to the bridge.
  Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge....