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Home centers are designed for the do-it-yourselfer who's willing to pay higher prices for the convenience of being able to shop for lumber, hardware, and toasters all in one location.
Notice I say ...
Home of Doberman Propulsion Laboratories: The ultimate in watchdog weaponry. -- Chris Shaw
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people. -- F. M. Hubbard
Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ...
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Honorable, adj.: Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach.
In legislative bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable...
Horngren's Observation: Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. -- W. C. Field
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.

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