Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Houston, Tranquillity Base here. The Eagle has landed." -- Neil Armstrong
How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
How come only your friends step on your new white sneakers?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How do I love thee? My accumulator overflows.
How do you explain school to a higher intelligence? -- Elliot, "E.T.
How doth the little crocodile Improve his shining tail, And pour the waters of the Nile On every golden scale!
How cheerfully he seems to grin, How neatly spreads his claws, And welcomes little fi...
How doth the VAX's C compiler Improve its object code.
And even as we speak does it Increase the system load....
How doth the VAX's C-compiler Improve its object code.
And even as we speak does it Increase the system load....
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

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