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I don't believe there really IS a GAS SHORTAGE.. I think it's all just a BIG HOAX on the part of the plastic sign salesmen -- to sell more numbers!
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I don't care for the Sugar Smacks commercial. I don't like the idea of a frog jumping on my Breakfast.
-- Lowell, Chicago Reader 10/15/82...
I don't care who does the electing as long as I get to do the nominating" -- Boss Tweed
I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem." -- Ashleigh Brillia
I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I've got hundreds of people waiting to abuse me.
-- Bill Murray, "Ghostbuste...
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. -- Elvis Presley
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to." -- Elvis Presley
I don't know what you mean by `glory,'" Alice said Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously.
Of course you don't -- till I tell you. I meant `there's a nice knock-down argument for you!...
I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.
-- Clarence Darrow...
I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path." -- Ronald Mabbi

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