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I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.
-- Groucho Marx...
I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed.
Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really *do* melt in your hand ....
I didn't know it was impossible when I did it.
I didn't like the play, but I saw it under adverse conditions. The curtain was up.
I disapprove of the F-word, not because it's dirty, but because we use it as a substitute for thoughtful insults, and it frequently leads to violence.
What we ought to do, when we anger each othe...
I do hate sums. There is no greater mistake than to call arithmetic an exact science.
There are permutations and aberrations discernible to minds entirely noble like mine...
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them." -- Isaac Asimov
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forego their use.
-- Galileo Galilei...
I do not know myself, and God forbid that I should." -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I don't believe in astrology. But then I'm an Aquarius, and Aquarians don't believe in astrology.
-- James R. F. Quirk...

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