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• Honorable, adj.: Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach.
  In legislative bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable...
• Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach.
  In legislative bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable...
• honorable, adj: Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach.
  In legislative bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable...
• NOMINEE, n. A modest gentleman shrinking from the distinction of private life and diligently seeking the honorable obscurity of public office.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• PLAGIARISM, n. A literary coincidence compounded of a discreditable priority and an honorable subsequence.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• MAJESTY, n. The state and title of a king. Regarded with a just contempt by the Most Eminent Grand Maste
  Grand Chancellors, Great Incohonees and Imperial Potentates of the ancient and honorable orders of republican America....
• PRIVATE, n. A military gentleman with a field-marshal's baton in his knapsack and an impediment in his hope.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• REACH, n. The radius of action of the human hand. The area within which it is possible (and customary) to gratify directly the propensity to provide.
  This is a truth, as old as the hills, That life and experience teach...