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I appreciate the fact that this draft was done in haste, but some of the sentences that you are sending out in the world to do your work for you are loitering in taverns or asleep beside the highway.
I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends.
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent....
'I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean." -- G. K. Chesterto
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat." -- Will Roge
I bet the human brain is a kludge." -- Marvin Minsky
I brake for chezlogs!
I call them as I see them. If I can't see them, I make them up. -- Biff Barf
I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
I can remember when a good politician had to be 75 percent ability and 25 percent actor, but I can well see the day when the reverse could be true.
-- Harry Truma...

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