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His great aim was to escape from civilization, and, as soon as he had money, he went to Southern California.
His mind is like a steel trap -- full of mice" -- Foghorn Legho
His super power is to turn into a scotch terrier.
History is curious stuff You'd think by now we had enough Yet the fact remains I fear They make more of it every year.
History repeats itself. That's one thing wrong with history.
History, n.: Papa Hegel he say that all we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history.
I know people who can't even learn from what happened this morning. Hegel must have been taking...
Hlade's Law: If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person -- they will find an easier way to do it.
Hoare's Law of Large Problems: Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.
Hollywood is where if you don't have happiness you send out for it. -- Rex Reed

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