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I am more bored than you could ever possibly be. Go back to work.
I am not an Economist. I am an honest man!" -- Paul McCracke
I am not now, and never have been, a girlfriend of Henry Kissinger." -- Gloria Steinem
I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the demigodic party. -- Dennis Ritchie
I am not sure what this is, but an `F' would only dignify it." -- English Professo
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
-- Winston Churchill...
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University...
I am so optimistic about beef prices that I've just leased a pot roast with an option to buy.
I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater.
I am, in point of fact, a particularly haughty and exclusive person, of pre-Adamite ancestral descent.
You will understand this when I tell you that I can trace my ancestry back to a protoplasmal p...

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