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I can resist anything but temptation.
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do." -- Joe Walsh
I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling." -- Florence Henderso
I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it.
-- Queen Juliana of the Netherlands....
I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
-- Fred Alle...
I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions." -- Lillian Hellma
I cannot conceive that anybody will require multiplications at the rate of 40,000 or even 4,000 per hour .
.. -- F. H. Wales (1936)...
I cannot overemphasize the importance of good grammar.
What a crock. I could easily overemphasize the importance of good grammar....
I cannot read the fiery letters," said Frito Bugger in a quavering voice.
"No," said GoodGulf, "but I can....
I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead!
Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still ..." -- Steven Wrigh...

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