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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: "We'll fix it in software." How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?...
How many hors d'oeuvres you are allowed to take off a tray being carried by a waiter at a nice party?
Two, but there are ways around it, depending on the style of the hors d'oeuvre. If they're tho...
How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are 3.
155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it....
How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton?
-- Brian Boyle, UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey...
How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY: #1040 Your income tax refund cheque bounces.
HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY: #15 Your pet rock snaps at you.
HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY
#32: You call your answering service and they've never heard of you....
Howe's Law: Everyone has a scheme that will not work.

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