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I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
-- Victor Hugo...
I don't object to sex before marriage, but two minutes before?!?
I don't think so," said Ren'e Descartes. Just then, he vanished.
I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.
On the other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out....
I don't want to alarm anybody, but there is an excellent chance that the Earth will be destroyed in the next several days.
Congress is thinking about eliminating a federal program under which scienti...
I doubt, therefore I might be.
I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in his courtship.
I like a state of co...
I drink to make other people interesting." -- George Jean Natha
I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on, so I woke up from sheer boredom.
I for one cannot protest the recent M.T.A. fare hike and the accompanying promises that this would in no way improve service.
For the transit system, as it now operates, has hidden advantages that ca...

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