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Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like `Psychic Wins Lottery'?
-- Jay Leno...
Heuristics are bug ridden by definition. If they didn't have bugs, then they'd be algorithms.
Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!" -- W. C. Field
Hi there! This is just a note from me, to you, to tell you, the person reading this note, that I can't think up any more famous quotes, jokes, nor bizarre stories, so you may as well go home.
Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet.
Hier liegt ein Mann ganz obnegleich; Im Leibe dick, an Suden reich.
Wir haben ihn in das Grab gesteckt, Here lies a man with sundry flaws Weil es uns dunkt er sei verreckt....
Higgeldy Piggeldy, Hamlet of Elsinore Ruffled the critics by Dropping this bomb
"Phooey on Freud and his Psychoanalysis -- Oedipus, Shmoedipus, I just love Mom....
Hindsight is an exact science.
Hippogriff, n.: An animal (now extinct) which was half horse and half griffin.
The griffin was itself a compound creature, half lion and half eagle....
Hire the morally handicapped.

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