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Help me, I'm a prisoner in a Fortune cookie file!
Help stamp out and abolish redundancy.
Help! I'm trapped in a PDP 11/70!
HELP! MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN! -- E. E. CUMMINGS
Her locks an ancient lady gave Her loving husband's life to save
And men -- they honored so the dame -- Upon some stars bestowed her name....
Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people
from Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth ......
Here I sit, broken-hearted, All logged in, but work unstarted.
First net.this and net.that, And a hot buttered bun for net....
Here in my heart, I am Helen; I'm Aspasia and Hero, at least.
I'm Judith, and Jael, and Madame de Sta"el; I'm Salome, moon of the East....
Here is a simple experiment that will teach you an important electrical lesso
Here is the fact of the week, maybe even the fact of the month.
According to probably reliable sources, the Coca-Cola people are experiencing severe marketing anxiety in China....

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