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Has your family tried 'em? POWDERMILK BISCUITS Heavens, they're tasty and expeditious!
Hatred, n.: A sentiment appropriate to the occasion of another's superiority.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Have an adequate day.
Have an adequate day.
Have people realized that the purpose of the fortune cookie program is to defuse project tensions?
When did you ever see a cheerful cookie, a non-cynical, or even an informative cookie?...
Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell you, "There's a time for work and a time for play," never find the time for play?
Have you ever wondered what makes Californians so calm?
Besides drugs, I mean. The answer is hot tubs....
Have you lived here all your life?" "Oh, twice that long.
Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk?
Have you noticed the way people's intelligence capabilities decline sharply the minute they start waving guns around?
-- Dr. Who...

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