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Have you reconsidered a computer career?
He did decide, though, that with more time and a great deal of mental effort, he could probably turn the activity into an acceptable perversion.
-- Mick Farren, "When Gravity Fail...
He flung himself on his horse and rode madly off in all directio
He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith...
He had that rare weird electricity about him -- that extremely wild and heavy presence that you only see in a person who has abandoned all hope of ever behaving "normally.
-- Hunter S. Thompson, "F...
He hadn't a single redeeming vice. -- Oscar Wilde
He is now rising from affluence to poverty." -- Mark Twai
He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered.
He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
-- John Mason Brown, drama critic...
He thought he saw an albatross That fluttered 'round the lamp.
He looked again and saw it was A penny postage stamp....

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