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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. -- Redd Foxx
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. -- Redd Foxx
Heaven, n.: A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you expound your own.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dic...
Heavy, adj.: Seduced by the chocolate side of the force.
Heisenberg may have slept here
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. -- Milton Friedma
Heller's Law: The first myth of management is that it exists.
Johnson's Corollary: Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the organization....
Hello," he lied. -- Don Carpenter quoting a Hollywood age
Help a swallow land at Capistrano.
Help fight continental drift.

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