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He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue. -- Jonathon Swif
He was a modest, good-humored boy. It was Oxford that made him insufferable.
He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes ...
He who attacks the fundamentals of the American broadcasting industry attacks democracy itself.
-- William S. Paley, chairman of CBS...
He who Laughs, Lasts.
He's just a politician trying to save both his faces ...
He's the kind of guy, that, well, if you were ever in a jam he'd be there .
.. with two slices of bread and some chunky peanut butter....
He's the kind of man for the times that need the kind of man he is ...
HE: Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science.
SHE: What?!? Science got enough trouble with their ___OWN brains. -- Walt Kelley...
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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