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Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things. -- Tom Lehre
Harris's Lament: All the good ones are taken.
Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
Harry is heavily into camping, and every year in the late fall, he makes us all go to Assateague, which is an island on the Atlantic Ocean famous for its wild horses.
I realize that the concept of wi...
Hartley's First Law: You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something.
Hartley's Second Law: Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Harvard Law: Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
Has anyone had problems with the computer accounts?
"Yes, I don't have one." "Okay, you can send mail to one of the tutors ....
Has everyone noticed that all the letters of the word "database" are typed with the left hand?

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