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Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.
Fine's Corollary: Functionality breeds Contempt.
Finish the sentence below in 25 words or less: "Love is what you feel just before you give someone a good .
.." Mail your answer along with the top half of your supervisor to: P.O. Box 35 Baffled...
First Corollary of Taber's Second Law: Machines that piss people off get murdered. -- Pat Tabe
First Law of Bicycling: No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.
First Law of Procrastination: Procrastination shortens the job and places the responsibility for its termination on someone else (i.
e., the authority who imposed the deadline)....
First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.
First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other.
First things first -- but not necessarily in that order" -- The Doctor, "Doctor Who
First, a few words about tools. Basically, a tool is an object that enables you to take advantage of the laws of physics and mechanics in such a way that you can seriously injure yourself.
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