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Fifty flippant frogs Walked by on flippered feet And with their slime they made the time Unnaturally fleet.
FIGHTING WORDS Say my love is easy had, Say I'm bitten raw with pride, Say I am too often sad -- Still behold me at your side.
Say I'm neither brave nor young, Say I woo and coddle care, Say the...
Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by statute in Barber, North Carolina.
Finagle's Creed: Science is true. Don't be misled by facts.
Finagle's First Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
Finagle's fourth Law: Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.
Finagle's Second Law: No matter what the anticipated result, there will always be someone eager to (a) misinterpret it, (b) fake it, or (c) believe it happened according to his own pet theory.
Finagle's Third Law: In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake Corollarie
(1) Nobody whom you ask for help will see it. (2) The f...
Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing acupuncture on a rock.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981...
Fine day to throw a party. Throw him as far as you can.

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