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Famous last words: (1) Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.
(2) Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there....
Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable. -- Ambrose Bierce
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.
Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million mil...
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde...
Fats Loves Madely
Feel disillusioned? I've got some great new illusions ...
Fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children, neither will you.
Festivity Level 1
Fifth Law of Applied Terror: If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Corollary: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live....
Fifth Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids boredom
one never has the feeling that there is nothing important to do....

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