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F: When into a room I plunge, I Sometimes find some VIOLET FUNGI.
Then I linger, darkly brooding On the poison they're exuding. -- The Roguelet's ABC...
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
Fairy Tale, n.: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.
Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic without looking to see whether the seeds move.
Faith, n: That quality which enables us to believe what we know to be untrue.
Fakir, n: A psychologist whose charismatic data have inspired almost religious devotion in his followers, even though the sources seem to have shinnied up a rope and vanished.
Familiarity breeds attemp
Families, when a child is born Want it to be intelligent.
I, through intelligence, Having wrecked my whole life, Only hope the baby will prove Ignorant and stupid....
Famous last word
Famous last words: (1) "Don't worry, I can handle it.
(2) "You and what army?" (3) "If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop....

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