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I told my doctor I got all the exercise I needed being a pallbearer for all my friends who run and do exercises!
-- Winston Churchill...
I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes.
It's about Russia. -- Woody Alle...
I used to be an agnostic, but now I'm not so sure.
I used to get high on life but lately I've built up a resistance.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals.
I don't respect the law...
I want to buy a husband who, every week when I sit down to watch `St.
Elsewhere', won't scream, `FORGET IT, BLANCHE ......
I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't know anything else .
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did.
I said I didn't know." -- Mark Twai...

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