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• I want to buy a husband who, every week when I sit down to watch `St.
  Elsewhere', won't scream, `FORGET IT, BLANCHE ......
• I want to buy a husband who, every week when I sit down to watch "St.
  Elsewhere", won't scream, "Forget it, Blanche... It's time for Hee-Haw!...
• 'Foreshadowing' -- your clue to quality literature." -- Berkeley Breathed, "Bloom County
• Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls ... In our house, we have Alka-Seltzer on tap.
  If you cook like I do, the best thing I can tell you is not to be sensitive....
• I can't relax, 'cause I'm a Boinger! -- Steve Dallas (Bloom County)
• You may be redneck... if you have every episode of "Hee-Haw" on tape.
• Then you admit confirming not denying you ever said that?
  "NO! ... I mean Yes! WHAT?" "I'll put `maybe.'" -- Bloom County...
• I think we can all agree that there is not enough common courtesy shown .
  .. HEY! PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU DAMMIT!...