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I'm willing to sacrifice anything for this cause, even other people's live
I've built a better model than the one at Data General For data bases vegetable, animal, and mineral My OS handles CPUs with multiplexed duality
My PL/1 compiler shows impressive functionality. M...
I've enjoyed just about as much of this as I can stand.
I've found my niche. If you're wondering why I'm not there, there was this little hole in the bottom .
.. -- John Croll...
I've given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. -- Groucho Marx
I've known him as a man, as an adolescent and as a child -- sometimes on the same day.
I've seen better heads on half a pint of beer.
I've seen, I SAY, I've seen better heads on a mug of beer" -- Senator Clagho
I've touch'd the highest point of all my greatne
And from that full meridian of my glory I haste now to my setting....
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