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Miscellaneous Collections

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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
I'm a Lisp variable -- bind me!
I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister.
I'm changing my name to Chrysler I'm going down to Washington, D.
C. I'll tell some power broker What they did for Iacocca Will be perfectly acceptable to me!...
I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did.
I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did.
I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
-- George McGove...
I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man. -- Fred Alle
I'm going to live forever, or die trying! -- Spider Robinso
... I'm IMAGINING a sensuous GIRAFFE, CAVORTING in the BACK ROOM of a KOSHER DELI!!

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