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• I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes.
  It's about Russia. -- Woody Alle...
• I took a course in speed reading, learning to read straight down the middle of the page, and I was able to go through "War and Peace" in twenty minutes.
  It's about Russia. -- Woody Alle...
• I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
  -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• About them unfinished sentences and what they should be.
  And them subjects and objects which ought. Never no way should they not....
• I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm.
  By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• he guy who took a course in exotic lovemaking and announced that he'd never be able to face his girl again?
  -- Hear about......
• Hear about... the guy who took a course in exotic lovemaking and announced that he'd never be able to face his girl again?
• The following is a recommendation from the personnel director to the president of Acme Publishing Company.
  "Many other companies have recently stated that having their employees take the Easy Read Speed-Reading Course has greatly improved productivity....