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I was part of that strange race of people aptly described as spending their lives doing things they detest to make money they don't want to buy things they don't need to impress people they dislike.
I went on to test the program in every way I could devise.
I strained it to expose its weaknesses....
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint.
It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included....
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I went to the race track once and bet on a horse that was so good that it took seven others to beat him!
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
There's a knob called `brightness', but it doesn't work." -- Gallaghe...
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
-- Hunter S. Thompso...
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat.

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