Miscellaneous Collections

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I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here?" -- Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate
i'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- e. e. cumming...
I'm N-ary the tree, I am, N-ary the tree, I am, I am.
I'm getting traversed by the parser next door, She's traversed me seven times before....
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get....
I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is -- I could be just as proud for half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey...
I'm rated PG-34!!
I'm really enjoying not talking to you ... Let's not talk again ____REAL soon ...
I'm returning this note to you, instead of your paper, because it (your paper) presently occupies the bottom of my bird cage.
-- English Professor, Providence College...
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus, I know the scientific names of beings animalculou
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-G...

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