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I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night.
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never came back.
I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to say tuned.
I'd love to go out with you, but there are important world issues that need worrying about.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
I'll defend to the death your right to say that, but I never said I'd listen to it!
-- Tom Galloway with apologies to Voltaire...
I'll grant thee random access to my heart, Thoul't tell me all the constants of thy love
And so we two shall all love's lemmas prove And in our bound partition never part....
I'll rob that rich person and give it to some poor deserving slob.
That will *prove* I'm Robin Hood....

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